There has been a breach in the segregation of my yard!
Ever since I moved in last winter, the scrub jays and pigeons live in the olive trees in the front yard. The mourning doves and the house finches live in the back yard.
I have never seen a jay land in the backyard ever. Never, ever. Sometimes they will land on the roof and look down but they quickly fly away. Pigeons don’t even go that far, thank God. It is bad enough having them in the front yard, but they eat the dropped olives. So I deal with it.
And now.. tonight in the rain… it happened. A jay. In the back fricking yard! Security has been breached!
The house finches don’t seem to care. I wonder if they care about anything but that bird feeder being full. The lazy doves are sitting on the telephone wire waiting for the rain to stop before they do a thing.
Surely, this means war.
It also means.. I really gotta get a date and/or start going down to the strip and see some shows… or something…
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